Here are my duds from J. Crew:
They're navy with white piping and they're cute, I tell you, despite the unflattering picture where it looks like I might possibly have a fake eye. I don't have a fake eye, I can assure you. But if I did, would you judge me, HUH??
These jammies rule but I highly recommend the brand THE CAT'S PAJAMAS. They are uber super cute -- but they can cost up to $88 a pair, which is effing ridiculous, yet I uhhhh, did partake anyway...
Going to visit a friend in the hospital tomorrow, along with go shopping for a dress for a wedding that's in a week. Soooo, interesting day, right? Both are going to be...challenging. In different ways, but challenging definitely.
Okay, so what are you doing to your head?
ReplyDeleteHere is a story about a fake eye:
There is this overweight lady who attends a dance. A gentlemen with an artificial, wooden eye is also in attendance. Both are shy and reticent because they are a little insecure.
People are dancing all around and they are the only two just wall hugging. Finally the gentlemen screws up enough nerve and asks the lady: "would you like to have this dance." She is overjoyed at being asked and replies "Oh wouldn't I! wouldn't I!". The gentleman's feelings are immediately crushed and he retorts "fat ass!, fat ass!".
(say it out loud if it doesn't make sense.)
HAHA, I got it right away. So proud of myself!
DeleteObviously I'm in the middle of doing the vogue. And I'm also obviously not afraid to post horrible pictures of myself.
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